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8:59pm April 20, 2014

Bold What Applies To You

I have watched an episode of American Horror Story.
I still watch Spongebob Squarepants.
I hate horror films.
I love horror films.
I prefer comedy over horror.
I prefer horror over comedy.
I have watched an episode of a TV show in the last 24 hours.
It’s currently night.
It’s currently morning.
I’m supposed to be sleeping.
I’m procrastinating right now.
I’d rather read than watch a movie.
I am excited for something coming up.
I think I will smoke when I’m older. 
I have tattoos.
I have no tattoos.
I have tattoos but I regret them.
I have no tattoos but I want some.
I have a friend who smokes.
I smoke.
I’m straight. 
I’m gay. 
I’m bisexual.
I don’t know/care
I have an eating disorder.
I have self harmed.
I have been diagnosed with depression.
I hate when people self-diagnose themselves with depression.
I have been sad for ages but I have never been diagnosed with depression.
I’m wearing my pajamas right now.
I’m wearing something white.
I’m wearing something blue.
I’m wearing something black.
I’m wearing something red. 
I’ve been shopping in the last 24 hours.
I have filmed a video in the last 24 hours.
I have a YouTube account and I upload(ed) videos.
I have a YouTube account but I don’t upload videos.
I am listening to music right now.
I have vomited from crying so much before.
I have been given a gift in the last 24 hours.
I have given someone a gift in the last 24 hours.
My birthday is in December.
My birthday is in April.
My birthday is in June.
I have an iPhone.
I have had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend.
I have never had a relationship.
I’m single
I’m happy right now.
I’m sad right now.
I’ve been in a fight in the last week.
I’ve been to the cinemas in the last week.
I am a Christian.
I attend church.
I have a bible.
I’m an atheist.
I don’t have a belief in anything, I just go with whatever.
I’ve seen an animated movie in the last week.
I’ve seen a horror movie in the last week.
I’ve met someone famous.
I’ve met a singer.
I’ve met an actress.
I’ve met an actor.
I’ve met a YouTuber.
I’ve met a band.
I’ve met an author.
I’ve met a script writer.
I’ve met a cast of a tv show.
I’ve been on a tv show.
I’ve been on tv.
I love British accents.
I love Irish accents.
I hate Irish accents.
I hate British accents.
I live in America.
I live in Australia.
I don’t like the school I am attending right now.
I don’t like my country. 
I love the school I am attending right now.
I have one all-time favourite song
I’ve been to several concerts.
I’ve been to no concerts.
I really want something right now.
I have no money.
I have more than $20 currently.
I have a job.
I want a job.
I don’t have a job.
I have a favourite actor.
I have several favourite actors.
I have one favourite movie.
I play Xbox.
I play Playstation.
I play on the PC.
I play video games
I hate chocolate.
I have allergies.
I love cats.
I have let someone use me.
I have let someone hurt me.
I say ‘LOL’ out loud.
I am wearing a dress right now.
I have disappointed myself in the last 24 hours.
I have cried in the last 5 hours.
I have cried myself to sleep in the last week.
I have had coffee recently.
I am wearing makeup right now.
I don’t wear makeup.
I prefer boots to converse.
There’s rubbish around me right now.
I am currently on my phone.
I am currently on my laptop.
There’s more than 2 tabs open on my laptop right now.
A YouTube video has made me cry before.
I cry a lot.
I hate crying.
I still watch Disney.
I love Friends, the TV show.
I watch Skins.
I have a Facebook.
I have an Instagram account.
I have ask.fm.
I don’t go on Omegle and I don’t see the big deal of it.
I like Mario and Luigi.
I don’t mind Ke$ha.
I wear a lot of makeup.
I am older than 20.
I am younger than 18.
I have a driving license.
I have school tomorrow.
It’s currently Summer.
It’s currently Winter.
I hate Winter.
I hate Summer.
I love surveys.
I’ve been single for more than 4 years currently.
I’ve been in a relationship lasting for longer than 1 year.
I’m married.
I laugh a lot.
I’m serious when I want to be.
I love quotes.
8:51pm April 20, 2014
dot823:

wendythang:

that-dude-with-the-voice:

skittlepuddles:


wendythang:


misscourtneylayne:


ROXIE. GET IT RIGHT. R O X I E


no thank you


not being a homestuck fan must be so confusing


Do you guys even realize that this is from the musical Chicago and /not/ Homestuck? 
Not being a Chicago fan must be so confusing.  That person is right.  It’s R-O-X-I-E.

help i’m dying

i wonder how many of these reblogs are homestucks partially reblogging it for the commentary. this is literally hilarious.
And for those who are curious; this is literally both Homestuck AND Chicago. The girl there is Roxy Lalonde. She’s got pink eyes and blonde slightly curly hair, with a little curl right near her bangs. And the ‘O’ in ‘ROXY’ is made to have her godtier symbol in it. This is literally a crossover between Homestuck and Chicago. 
It really must be confusing, not being a Homestuck. Especially when you blindly accuse others of making non-Homestuck things into Homestuck things, when the things were actually Homestuck things in the first place. There are several reasons why I spend less and less time on tumblr, and the false accusations towards Homestuck fans is one of them. 

dot823:

wendythang:

that-dude-with-the-voice:

skittlepuddles:

wendythang:

misscourtneylayne:

ROXIE. GET IT RIGHT. R O X I E

no thank you

not being a homestuck fan must be so confusing

Do you guys even realize that this is from the musical Chicago and /not/ Homestuck? 

Not being a Chicago fan must be so confusing.  That person is right.  It’s R-O-X-I-E.

help i’m dying

i wonder how many of these reblogs are homestucks partially reblogging it for the commentary. this is literally hilarious.

And for those who are curious; this is literally both Homestuck AND Chicago. The girl there is Roxy Lalonde. She’s got pink eyes and blonde slightly curly hair, with a little curl right near her bangs. And the ‘O’ in ‘ROXY’ is made to have her godtier symbol in it. This is literally a crossover between Homestuck and Chicago. 

It really must be confusing, not being a Homestuck. Especially when you blindly accuse others of making non-Homestuck things into Homestuck things, when the things were actually Homestuck things in the first place. There are several reasons why I spend less and less time on tumblr, and the false accusations towards Homestuck fans is one of them. 

4:00pm April 20, 2014

riveralwaysknew:

"I’m not a child anymore, Mycroft."

This just broke my heart. Sherlock always saw himself as a child in the eyes of his brother because he thought Mycroft saw him as petulant and slow. But the truth was that Mycroft saw him as a child because he never stopped protecting him. He never stopped worrying about him, and he never stopped believing his brother would need him. No matter what, Mycroft would always be mother.

9:35pm April 19, 2014
livesandliesofwizards:

Neville’s office isn’t in the castle.  Well, there is technically a room assigned to him (third floor, fifth door on the right, mind the re-located portrait of Sir Cadogan).  But if you needed help with your Herbology assignment or were sent to see the Head of Gryffindor House about that parakeet you snuck into the fifth floor girl’s toilets, you would never find him there.
Neville had a small cottage near the greenhouses.  There had been some grumbling about its creation when Neville first started teaching, but it was hard to argue with the Minister’s favorite advisor who just happened to be a hero.  So the cottage was built and young Mr. Longbottom and his new wife moved onto the Hogwarts grounds.
There was a steady stream of students coming in and out of the little house during class breaks.  Some carried odd potted plants, some looks of guilt etched on their faces, and some simply dropped by to say hello.  The windows had bright curtains and the chimney always cheerfully puffed smoke.  It was hard not to feel welcomed by the cozy exterior.
Things were different after night fell.  Students still weren’t allowed to wander the grounds at night, but everyone turned a blind eye to those who knocked on the cottage door under cover of darkness.  These students carried no gifts and bore no cheery smiles.  Their faces were tear-stained or bruised or fearful.  They were hunched over, trying to make themselves as small as possible.  They knocked on the door with shaking hands and trembling lips. 
When they entered they would find a crackling fire, a squashy armchair, some of Hannah Longbottom’s famous ginger biscuits and a steaming cup of tea.  And they would find Professor Longbottom, smiling kindly.  He heard stories of homesickness, of bullies and taunts, of fears and failures.  He dried tears and patted backs.  And most importantly, he listened.  
He might quietly find a bully and intervene.  He might Apparate from the Three Broomsticks to the nearest Muggle town and place a call to a concerned parent.  He might consult with Madam Pomfrey on the best way to help manage the anxieties of an overwhelmed fifth year.  He might simply sit and give a firm and thoughtful piece of advice.  But this is not why students came to Professor Longbottom’s house when life was bleak and Hogwarts was too much to bear.
They came because he had once, so many years ago, been like them.  And because they, unlike him, would never have to be alone.
(written and submitted by ppyajunebug. This is another very sweet submission from this author. ppyajunebug’s wizarding world always feels like ultimately a good place, where wrongs are righted and people do kind things. It’s an inviting, pleasant look at canon; thank you, ppyajunebug!)

livesandliesofwizards:

Neville’s office isn’t in the castle.  Well, there is technically a room assigned to him (third floor, fifth door on the right, mind the re-located portrait of Sir Cadogan).  But if you needed help with your Herbology assignment or were sent to see the Head of Gryffindor House about that parakeet you snuck into the fifth floor girl’s toilets, you would never find him there.

Neville had a small cottage near the greenhouses.  There had been some grumbling about its creation when Neville first started teaching, but it was hard to argue with the Minister’s favorite advisor who just happened to be a hero.  So the cottage was built and young Mr. Longbottom and his new wife moved onto the Hogwarts grounds.

There was a steady stream of students coming in and out of the little house during class breaks.  Some carried odd potted plants, some looks of guilt etched on their faces, and some simply dropped by to say hello.  The windows had bright curtains and the chimney always cheerfully puffed smoke.  It was hard not to feel welcomed by the cozy exterior.

Things were different after night fell.  Students still weren’t allowed to wander the grounds at night, but everyone turned a blind eye to those who knocked on the cottage door under cover of darkness.  These students carried no gifts and bore no cheery smiles.  Their faces were tear-stained or bruised or fearful.  They were hunched over, trying to make themselves as small as possible.  They knocked on the door with shaking hands and trembling lips. 

When they entered they would find a crackling fire, a squashy armchair, some of Hannah Longbottom’s famous ginger biscuits and a steaming cup of tea.  And they would find Professor Longbottom, smiling kindly.  He heard stories of homesickness, of bullies and taunts, of fears and failures.  He dried tears and patted backs.  And most importantly, he listened.  

He might quietly find a bully and intervene.  He might Apparate from the Three Broomsticks to the nearest Muggle town and place a call to a concerned parent.  He might consult with Madam Pomfrey on the best way to help manage the anxieties of an overwhelmed fifth year.  He might simply sit and give a firm and thoughtful piece of advice.  But this is not why students came to Professor Longbottom’s house when life was bleak and Hogwarts was too much to bear.

They came because he had once, so many years ago, been like them.  And because they, unlike him, would never have to be alone.

(written and submitted by ppyajunebug. This is another very sweet submission from this author. ppyajunebug’s wizarding world always feels like ultimately a good place, where wrongs are righted and people do kind things. It’s an inviting, pleasant look at canon; thank you, ppyajunebug!)

5:52pm April 19, 2014

nekoyaz:

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

#EVERYONE KNOWS YOU THROUGH YOUR GRANDPARENTS AND YOUR WHOLE LIFE STORY

11:17am April 19, 2014

tangeluh:

George R. R. Martin is a terrible wedding planner.

10:52am April 19, 2014

gothvader:

book loras (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

  • best knight in westeros
  • seventeen
  • beautiful
  • already a legend
  • best fighter
  • loyal
  • minor jokes about sexuality not actually stereotyping character
  • still could take you down with hands tied back unless you’re brienne
  • will never betray renly by word or deed

show loras 

  • highgarden’s heir
  • pillow biter
  • sword swallower
  • likes fringed sleeves
  • that’s it
  • that’s the character
10:47am April 19, 2014
  • Plays: 229,466
  • Artist: Sigur Rós
  • Album: The Rains of Castamere (From the HBO® Series Game of Thrones - Season 4) - Single
  • Track Name: The Rains of Castamere

And so he spoke, and so he spoke, that Lord of Castamere,
But now the rains weep o’er his hall, with no one there to hear.
Yes now the rains weep o’er his hall, and not a soul to hear.
[Sigur Rós cover of The Rains of Castamere]

10:40am April 19, 2014

oberynhs:

game of thrones, killers: yellow + red.

10:27am April 19, 2014

“We praise people for being “naturally” smart, too, “naturally” athletic, and etc. But studies continue to show, as they have for some time now, that it is generally healthier to praise schoolchildren for being hardworking, than for being naturally gifted. We know now that to emphasize a child’s inherent ability places pressure on that child to continue to be accidentally talented, which is something that is hard for anyone to control. When the children who are applauded for their natural skills fail, they are shown to take the failure very personally. After all, the process of their success has always seemed mysterious and basic and inseparable from the rest of their identity, so it must be they who are failing as whole people. When students are instead complimented and rewarded for their effort and improvement, they tend to not be so hard on themselves. When they fail, they reason, “Well, I’ll work harder next time.” They learn that they are capable of success, rather than constantly automatically deserving of it, and they learn simultaneously that they are bigger and more complex than their individual successes or failures.”

— Kate of Eat the Damn Cake, The Stupidity of “Natural” Beauty  (via commovente)
10:00am April 19, 2014
planetariums:

WHY M1ST3R V4NT4S 1 DO B3L13V3 YOU 4R3 LONG OV3RDU3 FOR ON3 >;]

planetariums:

WHY M1ST3R V4NT4S 1 DO B3L13V3 YOU 4R3 LONG OV3RDU3 FOR ON3 >;]

9:53pm April 18, 2014
krispienugget:

90’s eremin with goth/punk!armin based off of this perfect beautiful fic
hhhghghghg we need more 80’s/90’s au’s okay pls 

krispienugget:

90’s eremin with goth/punk!armin based off of this perfect beautiful fic

hhhghghghg we need more 80’s/90’s au’s okay pls 

9:51pm April 18, 2014

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER